Mean Machine

Mean Machine (2001)

It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!

  • Genre: Comedy, Drama
  • Release Date: 2001-12-26
  • User Rating: 6.2/10 from 549 ratings
  • Runtime: 1h 39min
  • Language: English
  • Production Company: SKA Films
  • Production Country: United Kingdom
  • Director: Barry Skolnick
star 6.2/10
From 549 Ratings


Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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  • Vinnie Jones

    as Danny Meehan
  • David Kelly

    as Doc
  • David Hemmings

    as Governor
  • Ralph Brown

    as Burton
  • Vas Blackwood

    as Massive
  • Robbie Gee

    as Trojan
  • Geoff Bell

    as Ratchett
  • John Forgeham

    as Sykes
  • Sally Phillips

    as Tracey
  • Danny Dyer

    as Billy the Limpet
  • Jason Flemyng

    as Bob Likely
  • Jason Statham

    as Monk
  • Martin Wimbush

    as Z
  • David Reid

    as Barman
  • David Cropman

    as Second Barman
  • Tim Perrin

    as Policeman
  • Paul Mari

    as Policeman
  • Nicholas Moss

    as Hayter
  • Stephen Walters

    as Nitro
  • Andrew Grainger

    as Ketch
  • Jamie Sives

    as Chiv
  • Adam Fogerty

    as Mouse
  • Rocky Marshall

    as Cigs
  • Elwin 'Chopper' David

    as Jerome McFife
  • Omid Djalili

    as Raj
Sound John Murphy Original Music Composer
Art Russell De Rozario Production Design
Editing Eddie Hamilton Editor
Production Adam Bohling Line Producer
Directing Barry Skolnick Director
Production Guy Ritchie Executive Producer
Production Georgia Masters Producer
Costume & Make-Up Stephanie Collie Costume Design
Production Matthew Vaughn Producer
Production Cynthia Pett-Dante Executive Producer
Sound Marilyn Manson Original Music Composer
Camera Alex Barber Director of Photography
Editing Dayn Williams Editor
Art Jenny Lawrence-Smith Set Decoration
Writing Chris Baker Author
Writing Tracy Keenan Wynn Author
Art Tom Wales Art Direction
Writing Andrew Day Author
Writing Charlie Fletcher Author
Production Albert S. Ruddy Executive Producer
Sound Simon Hayes Sound Mixer