If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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  • Genre: Drama, Thriller
  • Release Date: 2025-10-10
  • User Rating: 6.7/10 from 59 ratings
  • Runtime: 1h 53min
  • Language: English
  • Production Company: A24
  • Production Country: United States of America
  • Director: Mary Bronstein
star 6.7/10
From 59 Ratings

Summary

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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  • Rose Byrne

    as Linda
  • Conan O'Brien

    as Therapist
  • A$AP Rocky

    as James
  • Danielle Macdonald

    as Caroline
  • Delaney Quinn

    as Child
  • Mary Bronstein

    as Dr. Spring
  • Ivy Wolk

    as Diana
  • Mark Stolzenberg

    as Parking Attendant
  • Manu Narayan

    as Landlord
  • Eva Kornet

    as Breathworker
  • Ella Beatty

    as Kate
  • Helen Hong

    as Eva
  • Daniel Zolghadri

    as Stephen
  • Josh Pais

    as Brad
  • Ronald Bronstein

    as Caroline's Husband (voice)
  • Lark White

    as Vanessa
  • Christian Slater

    as Father
  • Laurence Blum

    as Police Officer
  • Amy Judd Lieberman

    as Melanie
  • Char Sidney

    as Nurse
  • Jodi Michelle Pynn

    as Nurse
Production Tatiana Bears Co-Producer
Production Bruno Vernaschi-Berman Co-Producer
Crew Nitasha Bhambree Stunt Coordinator
Production Sara Murphy Producer
Production Ryan Zacarias Producer
Directing Mary Bronstein Director
Writing Mary Bronstein Screenplay
Production Josh Safdie Producer
Camera Christopher Messina Director of Photography
Editing Lucian Johnston Editor
Production Eli Bush Producer
Production Richie Doyle Producer
Production Conor Hannon Producer
Production Lauren Ebner Associate Producer
Production Ronald Bronstein Producer
Art Carmen Navis Production Design
Costume & Make-Up Elizabeth Warn Costume Design
Sound Filipe Messeder Supervising Sound Editor
Sound Filipe Messeder Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Filipe Messeder Sound Designer
Production Geraldine Barón Casting
Production Salome Oggenfuss Casting
Art Kyra Boselli Art Direction
Art Kaili Corcoran Set Decoration
Lighting Matthew Atwood Gaffer
Production Mary Bronstein Executive Producer
Production Rose Byrne Executive Producer
Costume & Make-Up Sarit Klein Makeup Department Head
Costume & Make-Up Pamela May Hair Department Head
Sound Ruy García Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Production Rita Walsh Co-Producer
Visual Effects Anders Nyman Visual Effects Supervisor
Sound Nick Caramela Sound Effects Editor
Crew Chris Barnes Marine Coordinator
Sound Laura Heinzinger Foley Editor
Sound Ben Kruse Foley Editor
Sound Tommy Stang Foley Artist
Costume & Make-Up Michelle Waldron Key Makeup Artist
Production Eduardo Sobrino Unit Production Manager
Directing Kate Branom First Assistant Director
Directing Carly Krim Second Assistant Director
Production John Paul Lopez-Ali Co-Producer
Production Margaux Beck Associate Producer
Production J. Izon Associate Producer
Crew Dejay Roestenberg Stunt Double
Crew Mohammed J. Ali Stunt Double
Crew Declan Mulvey Stunt Driver
Crew Caroline Vexler Stunt Driver
Crew Scott Burik Utility Stunts
Crew Aaron Vexler Utility Stunts
Crew Anthony Mecca Utility Stunts
Crew Mariusz Kubicki Utility Stunts
Camera James Schlittenhart First Assistant Camera
Camera Alec Nickel Second Assistant Camera
Crew Lorenzo Zanini Loader
Camera Logan White Still Photographer
Camera Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss Steadicam Operator
Directing Gordon Bell Script Supervisor
Sound Patrick Southern Sound Mixer
Sound Deanna Williams Boom Operator
Art Samantha Figueira Art Department Coordinator
Art Kalani Akuna Graphic Designer
Production Dennis Thomas Art Department Production Assistant
Costume & Make-Up John Nunn On Set Dresser
Art Molly E. Ramsay Set Dresser
Art David Dee Set Dresser
Art Erik Valentine Set Dresser
Art Holly Wilson Set Dresser
Art Bridget Rafferty Property Master
Art Janelle Jones Assistant Property Master
Costume & Make-Up Nina Bova Assistant Costume Designer
Costume & Make-Up Willa Piro Costume Coordinator
Production Ruby McCollister Casting Assistant
Production Emma Warren Casting Assistant
Production Elise Raven Casting Assistant
Production Meredith Jacobson Marciano Background Casting Director
Costume & Make-Up Vicky Donner Wardrobe Supervisor
Costume & Make-Up Caroline Horton Set Costumer
Costume & Make-Up Katie Cooke Set Costumer
Costume & Make-Up Chris Curich Key Hair Stylist
Costume & Make-Up Alan Scott Prosthetic Designer
Visual Effects Johann Kunz Special Effects Supervisor
Crew Jim Ranker Special Effects Coordinator
Art Pierre Rovira Construction Coordinator
Camera Chris Keenan Key Grip
Production Tatiana Bears Line Producer
Production Evan Cathcart Production Coordinator
Production Alethia St. Joan Production Secretary
Production Mary Beth Minthorn Executive In Charge Of Production
Directing Jasmin Osean Thomas Second Second Assistant Director
Directing Callum Stembridge Second Second Assistant Director
Production Julie Velez Production Accountant
Production Samantha Santos Location Manager
Production Katarina Dedicova Assistant Location Manager
Editing Camille Gilbert Assistant Editor
Editing Zulema Young-Toledo Assistant Editor
Editing Nat Jencks Colorist
Production Kim Matullo Post Production Accountant
Sound Kristin Catuogno ADR Editor
Sound Kristin Catuogno Dialogue Editor
Sound Abby Harrison Assistant Sound Editor
Sound Jared Seidman ADR Mixer
Sound Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
Sound Jeffrey Roy ADR Mixer
Sound Melissa Chapman Music Supervisor
Sound Annie Pearlman Music Supervisor
Visual Effects Jesse Morrow Visual Effects Producer
Visual Effects Brad Kalinoski Visual Effects Supervisor
Art Hassan Rahim Main Title Designer
Crew Amy Cohn Unit Publicist
Crew Natasha Lyonne Thanks
Crew Sebastian Pardo Thanks
Crew Amy Seimetz Thanks

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